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Favorite visual artistGolzyblazey, Keefeen, Liontoys.Favorite moviesGuardians of the Galaxy series, Zootopia, Aladdin, Rock DogFavorite TV showsAdventure Time; Steven Universe; Gravity Falls;The Loud House;My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic;Voltron;Favorite bands / musical artistsEDEN, Glass Animals, Sleeping At Last, Blackbear, Imagine Dragons.Favorite booksAvalon+Polaris (Mindee Arnett) The Young World (Chris Weitz) The entire rick riordan greek mythology thing.Favorite writersMindee Arnett, Allen Poe, Rick Riordan, J.K RowlingFavorite gamesUndertale, Terraria, Minecraft, Subnautica, Layers of Fear, Hello Neighbor, The last Guardian, Night in the Woods, etcFavorite gaming platformPCTools of the TradeKrita, Medibang, Chickenpaint, Wacom Intous Photo.Other InterestsFood, Buzzfeed Unsolved, Marble Hornets.
Dear Eclipse , I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hosptial and I saw you knock out your my little pony collection. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities you stole the whale from our backyard and I love Oprah. Go milk a cow, Thunder -- Dear (choose a random person) , I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11). (12), (Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt? Blue - I'm in love with your cat Red - Our affair is over White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don't match Grey - You're a leprechaun Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - I'm joining the Convent Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February -When I quoted Forrest Gump March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on Nutella May - When I threw up in your sock drawer June - When you put cuffs on me July – When I saw the purple monkey August - When you smacked my ass September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub October -Last year when you peed your pants November - When your dog humped my leg December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer? Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner Chicken- In your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad – In your apartment Lasagna - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Seafood - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Ignore Red - Put whipped cream on Blue - Knock out Black - Hit on Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - bit of Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey – The Catholic Priest Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie Purple - My corned beef hash Red – My cat Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 CD Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection Other - The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? One Tree Hill - Senile Heroes- Frostbitten Lost - High Simpsons- Cowardly The news - Scarred Hannibal - Masochistic Family Guy - Open Top Model - Middle-class Other - Ashamed House - Sterile
7) Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed – That we're related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Our matching snoopy underwear Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Your toe ring Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails
9) The first letter of your first or last name? A/B - Your collection of butterflies C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it E/F - Your neighbors dog G/H - The oil tank from your car I/J - Your left ear K/L - The results of that blood-sample M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your virginity U/V - Your criminal record W/X – Your suicide note Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name? A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet C/D - Always will remember the pep talks E/F - Never will forget that night G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard. I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Hate your cooking M/N - Love your sweet, sweet donkey O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven't showered in a month Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink – I love Oprah Milk - The apartment building is on fire Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war. Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out Hot chocolate – Your cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - Thanks for the Cocaine Beer – I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Ireland – Warm tingly sensations France - Love always Spain - With tears of sadness China – You make me sick Germany – Please don't hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Best of luck on the sex change Egypt – Kiss my butt England - Go drown yourself